I had a pretty interesting conversation with my hot ass girlfriend Katie. I typically sleep at night wearing a wifebeater and...

What a week for nudity! Anthony Weiner, what's up man? Actually, don't answer that we already know. At first of course he ...

I'm no fan of the Kardashian reality show. I am a fan of Kim's caboose. And even though Big Booty Judy has had more work than...

I caught a lot of crap from people today about my dislike for Major League Baseball. I USED to be a fan.Before the strike in ...

I was almost killed the other day. On the way back from an unsuccessful fishing trip with my soon to be adopted son, I stared...

Well hello deh-I feel bad for the Mexicans. Mi familia really gets a bad wrap.Gringos always say "Oh you don't know the langu...

It is good. Psyched about Birthday Bash on 10/2. It's gonna be a magical afternoon/evening at Heritage Park.I just saw anothe...

Hey guys, hope all is well. The best TV show in the history of TV shows is clearly "Eastbound and Down" on HBO starring Danny...

Hey guyyyyys-Seems everyone is concerned with the end of time. Armageddon. 2012. Who is The Antichrist? Obama? Kim Jung Ill? ...

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Hey guyyyys-Hope everyone is enjoying this nice weather we've been having. The warmth, the sunny skies, flowers in bloom, Mic...

Hey guys-The Pussification Of America-Scene 2: The Kids of AmericaOur generation (meaning Generation X) will be the last of i...

What's up pissies?2 good movies out there that you need to go see. Bruno and The Hangover. The Hangover has been out for a wh...

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