Morgan Spurlock, the 'Supersize Me' guy has a new documentary coming out...apparently guys are supposed to be manscaping now more than ever. Here are the five rules they gave for keeping yourself together (and ultimately getting laid):
1. Shave or wax your back, but keep it a secret...let it be a mystery like, "honey where'd all that hair go?"
2. Don't shave your chest, but if you have some freaky Austin Powers thing going on...you might want to trim.
3. Never go completely bald in your nether regions. Apparently it makes women think you're trying too hard.
4. Don't shave your face on the weekends...chicks dig stubble.
5. If you're not a cyclist or swimmer never EVER shave your arms or legs.
Still I don't know what the big deal is...Tom Selleck never manscaped and my mom still watches Magnum P.I. every night.
So I don't know if you've been keeping up with my facebook fan page @diesel933 but on Tuesday, May 2nd I woke up to use the bathroom around 6am. I was so bleary eyed and sleepy that on my way back to bed I walked right into my bedroom door frame (a gauntlet which I've successfully navigated about six THOUSAND times).
My manhood was uninjured but I'm PREEETY sure I broke a toe on my left foot, and I want to keep you up to date with my progress here on my blog. WHY? Idk, maybe your sick twisted ass is interested, haha.
This photo was taken on day two May 3rd.
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