If you've been paying close attention, you've noticed that naked people have been dominating news headlines the last few weeks, as they probably should. It finally hit kinda close to home when a man in Beaufort county happened to be naked when an apartment complex caught on fire. So, naked as hell, he managed to get in the cab of a fire truck and drive away in it. He hit a bunch of cars and racked up thousands of dollars in damage, then he hit and killed a pedestrian before his nude rampage finally came to an end.
If you missed out on the story, go have yourself a look. Unfortunately there are no photos or mugshots yet but they'll be along shortly. www.wyff4.com/news/30542796/detail.html
Elsewhere in the world, Taylor Burnham was making naked waves in Texas a couple weeks ago when she was driving drunk wearing only a pair of cowboy boots. If only Taylor Swift were so cool. If only Taylor Swift was naked and/or drunk like her 18 year old exhibitionist counterpart in Texas. Either way. Remember, we treat her like she's 16 but she's in her 20's and good to go. http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/299349/20120215/naked-18-year-girl-cowboy-video-photo.htm
Finally, in Sacramento, a man named Jose Ayala went into a welding shop to ask for a job interview. He was so high on meth that he forgot to put on any clothes before he went looking for a job. He wound up in a wrestling match with two police officers, the welding shop owner, and a guy eating a hamburger. Seriously, the guy never put his hamburger down while he went to wrestle the naked man.