The Naked News Roundup
by Nine .
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posted Feb 27 2012 6:35AM
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If you've been paying close attention, you've noticed that naked people have been dominating news headlines the last few weeks, as they probably should. It finally hit kinda close to home when a man in Beaufort county happened to be naked when an apartment complex caught on fire. So, naked as hell, he managed to get in the cab of a fire truck and drive away in it. He hit a bunch of cars and racked up thousands of dollars in damage, then he hit and killed a pedestrian before his nude rampage finally came to an end.
If you missed out on the story, go have yourself a look. Unfortunately there are no photos or mugshots yet but they'll be along shortly. www.wyff4.com/news/30542796/detail.html
Elsewhere in the world, Taylor Burnham was making naked waves in Texas a couple weeks ago when she was driving drunk wearing only a pair of cowboy boots. If only Taylor Swift were so cool. If only Taylor Swift was naked and/or drunk like her 18 year old exhibitionist counterpart in Texas. Either way. Remember, we treat her like she's 16 but she's in her 20's and good to go.
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/299349/20120215/naked-18-year-girl-cowboy-video-photo.htm
In Australia, a former football (soccer) player/coach was arrested after witnesses saw him naked on the balcony of his apartment throwing clothes down on the street below. His name is Ricky Nelson and he has a long history of public drunkenness and shame, but this time he got naked too. Naked crime is maybe not trending on Twitter, but it is trending in life right now. It's everywhere you look.
http://www.smh.com.au/afl/afl-news/naked-fury-police-arrest-drunk-ricky-nixon-in-street-20120225-1tux4.html
Finally, in Sacramento, a man named Jose Ayala went into a welding shop to ask for a job interview. He was so high on meth that he forgot to put on any clothes before he went looking for a job. He wound up in a wrestling match with two police officers, the welding shop owner, and a guy eating a hamburger. Seriously, the guy never put his hamburger down while he went to wrestle the naked man.
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