I was watching an episode of Pawn Stars on the DVR. They were hiring a new employee for the night shift. They interviewed all kinds of characters, your typical dummies, an old man who looked just like The Old Man, more dummies, and this hot chick with big hoo-ha's and tattoos. As we got to the end of the episode the DVR cut off the end of the episode. I was pissed! The 28 minutes I devoted to this show was wasted, there was no ending. Why did I give a crap who this pawn shop in Vegas hired? Because I like Rick Harrison, Chumlee is the man, The Old Man reminds me of my grandpa, and well Big Hoss I don't really care yay or no. But because I like them I care for whatever reason who they hired.
When we got to the conclusion of the latest For The Love Of Jimmy I was mad and I gave Nine the business on the show. I gave a dozen or so emails blasting me for giving Jimmy hell. Look we gave that bit 2 weeks of radio time. A lot of you really got into it with the process of narrowing down the ladies, Ashton and how awesome she was, Misty and how sweet of a girl she was, it was just a really good piece of radio I think. But then the DVR stopped. Nine never went out with Misty who he chose. He never went out with her. She drove to the station twice to be on the show from Cowpens and there has still been no date. Now I know they both had sicknesses the weekend after but she says he stopped texting her back. He says he did and she didn't respond and he's not interested in chasing anybody. Honestly I don't know what happened. But that morning the DVR on TRG stopped and I'm still kinda pissed.
This morning I started talking about something and time creeped up on us and I didn't get to say a lot that I wanted to. I was in Easley on Tuesday at a gas station. A C-Store for you yanks. I was in line to pay for my Diet Pepsi and the lady in front of me bought her kid a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge energy drink. You know the real tall ones, all girthy looking like a call of malt liquor.
Yeah, so this kid was 7 or 8 years old. Even the clerk who only have two teeth and cornrows looked at the woman like "Fo real?" She was fo real, she bought that little kid this huge energy drink. I was shocked. Then I starting to think well I'm a father so would I feel the same way if I didn't have a kid and yeah I would. My kid doesn't need any more energy and if you have kids I bet they don't either. As I was talking about this on the show I remembered as a kid this same age buying Jolt! Cola. It was advertised as having double the caffiene and double the sugar. That was the mid 80's, I wanna think we've gotten smarter as a society/ Maybe not though, look at JLN.
I truly believe you should have to be at least 16 (I said 18 this morning but if you can legally drive a car I guess you can have one). Look I'm all about saving our civil liberties but some people are just stupid, dumb buttholes and you gotta help 'em out. Otherwise I bet you there would be a lot of little kids buying smokes.
When John Rocker did that Sports Illustrated interview and said that he would never play for a New York team because he "didn't want to ride a train next to some queer with AIDS", people bashed John Rocker not the Atlanta Braves. I was checking my email and I had a pretty hateful email from a Ron Paul supporter. You see last week on the show NINE said a vote for Ron Paul was a wasted vote. I said I was voting for Dr. Paul and that's why Nine said that. But what did my FELLOW Ron Paul supporter hear? Just what Nine said. He said he would never listen to the show because of what WE said, when WE didn't. Get some Q-tips, p-lips! Ignore the positive and go straight for the negative. It's the new American way huh?
Just when you think you have it bad, someone steps forward to prove someone else has it worse.
It was revealed through The Web Nazi's Rumor Mill on the show that I had the nickname of "Tackleberry" when I went to Cone Elementary School. Well I have a mole right at the top of my buttcrack. Nine calls it an assmole. Any back when I was in elementary school my pants were hanging low as usual. This kid (who's name I can't remember) saw it and thought it was something lingering from a trip to the bathroom (dingleberry) and because the movie Police Academy was popular and he was stuuuuuuuupid he called me Tackleberry. He told other kids, they pointed at me all grossed out. I tried to show them it was just a mole but for two years until I left for middle school they thought I didn't wipe well and called me Tackleberry. Well this morning after I told the story a young lady texted in and told of having a huge brown mole sitting on top of her mouth and she was called "Turdlips" so clearly she had it worse than me. She said she had since had it removed, but 'ole Tackleberry still has an assmole.
I love The South. I love South Carolina. I love Greenville. But today I am disappointed-at 5% of you anyway. I just read where 5% of polled South Carolinians said if the election were today they would vote for Rick Perry. How? WHY?
Have you watched any of the debates or read anything that man said? He's a joke, prodded to run to throw a wrench into the deal. Nobody pumping millions into Rick Perry REALLY think the man has a chance of winning do they? He's the "screen" in the screen pass play. Just like Michele Bachmann. The other 95% of you have a chance to do the right thing and in my opinion is the elect Ron Paul, President of these United States.
I'm getting married in August and Katie and I decided that we would rather have a killer honeymoon than a huge wedding. The invite list planning is in full swing and if you have ever been married you know it's a task. It started off fun then we got to 200 people fast. The prices started adding up so I had an idea, no kids. Now, my daughter and her 2 kids will be there, but they will be in it. Plus what couple that has kids wouldn't want a nice evening out. If we give a 6 week notice they can find a babysitter right? I know somebody's feelings will be hurt but when I'm in Hawaii I think I might not care.
What a beautiful day in Simpsonville, SC. Thanks to all the P1's, Patriot Guard, Liberty Riders, and other clubs that came to show respect to the family of Pfc. Justin Whitmire. I hope this patriotism continues. I remember after 9-11 how everyone had flags on their cars and that just slowly dwindled away. Today was like the 4th of July. It was a pleasure to be a part of it and thanks again to all that came by or spread the word on the internet for us!
This morning, we devoted an entire segment to Paige. But she was not even in the studio. Fat Boy drew her name for our annual Christmas gift exchange. He didn't have a clue what to buy The Queen Of Hoo-Ha's. He asked me and Nine early this morning and wow, neither of us knew what to buy her. So we sent her out of the room and asked you guys.
I've known Paige since 1999. She trained me on how to "run the board" although somehow I have forgotten over the years. She is the sweetest soul you will ever meet. I love her to death. But she's soooooo private. Don't get me wrong she's gotten a lot better since she and Fireman got married but there's still so much to know. Here's a list of things I know Paige really likes:
-Wine
-Gay guys
-Marilyn Monroe
-Fireman
-Hell's Kitchen
That's really about it. Which is why I bought her a bottle of Marilyn Monroe wine one year for Christmas. Here's a list of things about Paige I do not know:
I know, I know - another blog about Christmas but it's consuming me. Why do I keep waiting until the week before Christmas to shop? I went to WalMart yesterday and it was brutal-it was 3:45 too! Don't you women work? So my new holiday headache is this, my Uncle Sonny. I saw THE perfect gift for him yesterday but I couldn't buy it. On that side of my family we only buy for the kids in the family. I cannot buy Uncle Sonny's ultimate gift. Because I would then have to buy something for my Aunt Diane, his wife. But what if my other uncles find out? My aunts? Their kids, my cousins, would be upset. So unfortunately Uncle Sonny will not get his gift. Merry Christmas everybody!
Trust me by Matt Harris, posted Dec 12 2011 10:02PM
I have a pretty awesome fiancee'. Also do I have to put the ' on the end of fiancee'? I've seen it with and without.
So my awesome fiancee told me when the movie "The Help" came out she wanted to see it. I told her we would. If you're not familiar it's about racism in Jackson, Mississippi in the 60's. It focuses on how black ladies were maids and basically second moms to white kids while their parents made them use seperate restrooms. Well as you tell I watched it. She went with me to watch a bunch of stoner comedies and sat through wrestling, ok fine. We got it On Demand and I knew I was in trouble when I saw it was 2 1/2 hours long. Well let me tell you this, I was disappointed when it ended. I wanted more! I wanted to know how Minnie turned out! I got on IMDB.com and was looking at the cast and getting all into it. I loved this movie. If you can put your man card in the shredder and open the evening with a nice buzz and get "The Help." I'm not even doing this to bust your balls and make you watch it, it's good. Trust me.
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This morning I started talking about something and time creeped up on us and I didn't get to say a lot that I wanted to. I was in Easley on Tuesday at a gas station. A C-Store for you yanks. I was in line to pay for my Diet Pepsi and the lady in front of me bought her kid a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge energy drink. You know the real tall ones, all girthy looking like a call of malt liquor. 