I love Old Spice Swagger body wash, it is the best smelling stuff. It makes me feel sexy and smell sexy. Mmmm sexy. Last night I switched off froma bath to a shower, which Katie normally uses. I didn't wanna get out once I was all naked and wet....mmmm naked and wet...so I used HER body wash. Some kinda rasp berry scrub boocrap deal from You Know Who and Body Works. I used it and it smelled awesome. I get into bed and she's like "Nooooo Uh Uh!" Before I could make sweet love to her she made me go re-shower using my Swagger. I come back, she's asleep. I got worked because of my Swagger. Ain't that a Kanye Twitty song? Pissy.
