If I was a hot chick, I'd have AIDS
by Maffew
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posted Aug 23 2011 5:03PM
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Well hello deh-
I feel bad for the Mexicans. Mi familia really gets a bad wrap. Gringos always say "Oh you don't know the language, come back from where you came, ya hear?" And I agree with those comments from Papa Neal. But if I could, play Oprah's Advocate. Damn, English is tough to learn! I mean holy Clear Channel! And here's why I say this. Many of you know I have a seven (almost eight) year old daughter named Grace whom is the reason I am alive today. (I was choking on a hot dog, she punched me in the nuts, I coughed in pain and the dog popped out of my mouth. And in true Naked Gun fashion it popped over into my Aunt Fuzzy's mouth) Back to the foreigners and my kid. My child and I argued for 45 minutes today about footprints. We were walking out back by our creek in the sand. She said, "Look at our feetprints Daddy!" And it began. "But Daddy, if it's more than one foot it's feet, right?" "Yes, Grace" "So, it's feetprints!" And this continued, even while I was taking a leak in the woods. Friends, the point here is this. Yes, foreigners should learn English if they plan on really making it in this country. Only make sense. But good Mattman almighty, it's gotta be soooooooooo hard.
Well goodbye deh,
-Maffew
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