I love Old Spice Swagger body wash, it is the best smelling stuff. It makes me feel sexy and smell sexy. Mmmm sexy. Last night I switched off froma bath to a shower, which Katie normally uses. I didn't wanna get out once I was all naked and wet....mmmm naked and wet...so I used HER body wash. Some kinda rasp berry scrub boocrap deal from You Know Who and Body Works. I used it and it smelled awesome. I get into bed and she's like "Nooooo Uh Uh!" Before I could make sweet love to her she made me go re-shower using my Swagger. I come back, she's asleep. I got worked because of my Swagger. Ain't that a Kanye Twitty song? Pissy.
I've gotten a lot of emails and tweets and the occassional facebook post asking me if Paige is dyslexic, had a stroke, has a stroke daily, and/or swallowed her tongue. I love Paige. I've known her longer in radio than anymore. She gets her news typically 30 minutes before we go live. Sometimes she gets it 6 minutes before she reads it. The problem is even if someone gave you a paper with words on it, wouldn't you read it with very little issues? I read her tweets and they rarely make sense. The English on her Facebook posts are like David Ortiz wrote them. So I don't have the answer. Maybe it's all of the above.
I'm pretty pissed. Actually I'm pretty damn pissed! I wanted, before I die, at a fairly young age, to visit the Egyptian Pyramids. Even since I got that pyramid book at Cone Elementary School I wanted to go see 'em. Now these nutjobs over there are rioting and burning everything acting like an America whose team just won the National Championship. They scream Death To America, Blank America, Iron Shiek from President, etc. They're crazy! And because of these f-wads I will never get to see those pyramids in Egypt. The closest I can get is going back to Cone Elementary School's library and see if that old book is still there. I dought I'll have any long because last I heard homeless people likved in the school and that place is huge so several hundred might be living up in there like they're in a blankin' hotel. So I will take it off my bucket list. Graceland is probably closer to my speed anyhow. Call The Law, I'm done!