Like a lot of you I'm really saddened by what happened in Aurora at the Dark Knight premiere. I wish these pricks who want to die and leave their mark by murdering innocent people would just put a gun to their heads and end it all. These scumbags are being romanced by the news. The news. The national, our locals, everyone. They start dissecting this guy's life, what makes him tick, who were his friends, what kind of music did he listen to? Who gives a flying blank? These people are then worshipped by other loners. And look at all the people talking about this guy, he's trending on Twitter - I could get that too! And the women, they will write him in prison, ask for his hand in marriage, send naked pictures. Seems even more attractive to these lowlifes. "Women will wait to have sex with me now!" So who do we blame? Obama? No. Gun control? No. I say we blame the media. Also Jeff Lewis Neal.
There's a new word and it's not the bird. It's blank. We've adopted it and a lot of the P1's have as well. If you think you're saying a word and it is within the FCC standards you just replace it with a blank. "I blanked my blank off last night" "I drank the blank outta that Budweiser Platinum" Some people had asked about my blank the other morning, referring to me saying blank not referring to my actual blank. So I thought I was address it here in my blankin' blog. So go back to looking for a blankin' nerve pill or wondering what the blank you're gonna fix your blankin' kids for blankin' dinner. I am going to blank my wife. And it's not what you thought, it was hit. LOL jk?
I think we may have been blanked with. Nine can up with the now legendary idea of Roman Candle Baseball. The ptcher shoots roman candles at the batter who tries to make contact and hit back at the pitcher. Easy enough? Except our "Roman Candles" shot out firecrackers and we were not prepared for it. If you miss the shot it's gonna fall at your feet and fire off. Check it.
I swear I will regret this. Should I say it? It's different when you just say it on the radio, but to see it in print. It's bold. It stands out. People will READ it and REMEMBER me saying it. Should I put it here? Ok. deep breath. Jeff Lewis Neal is good. Not at radio or impressions or phone scams to non-family members or ideas. But JLN is a damn good wrestler. I knew he was a 2 time state champion (in real wrestling) but man, I was surprised. James Linic is a Brazilian Ju-Jitsu Master. And Jeff held his own. Nine on the other hand, well he'd hold one.